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$Pink Panther - \" I Would like to buy a Hamburger\"$

Pink Panther - " I Would like to buy a Hamburger"
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I Would like to buy a Hamburger

Related: a, buy, hamburger, i, like, panther, pink, to, would

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I WOULD LIKE TO BAE ...
By: cobaltninjas. on 09 Jan 09, 07:17:37
I WOULD LIKE TO BAE AMBEARGER!!!

haha :)
By: xhuniibun123x. on 08 Jan 09, 21:43:38
haha :)

"damn burgur!!" ...
By: RkahkshiKZ. on 08 Jan 09, 20:24:25
"damn burgur!!" that was one of the unexpected funny ever!

lul god this is ...
By: trooper2337. on 07 Jan 09, 23:49:08
lul god this is great rofl

DIMBURGAAAAAA !!!!
By: Akihabara15. on 07 Jan 09, 14:16:01
DIMBURGAAAAAA !!!!

OMG 1:56 I cant ...
By: Rhoten666. on 07 Jan 09, 03:31:23
OMG 1:56 I cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!

toa! lolz
By: loganrocks13. on 06 Jan 09, 23:23:13
toa! lolz

i tried this didint ...
By: mogul50. on 06 Jan 09, 21:26:34
i tried this didint work

for some reason ...
By: CherryTripping. on 06 Jan 09, 05:07:49
for some reason this makes me LOL every time?

"to" "too-ahh"LOL ...
By: jazzy22345. on 05 Jan 09, 03:34:08
"to" "too-ahh"LOL i love that part

To jest ...
By: halka59. on 03 Jan 09, 14:55:49
To jest nie?miertelne xD

"I would like to ...
By: ahsure. on 02 Jan 09, 01:47:38
"I would like to buy da hambaduh"

damn! steve is GOD
By: codenamecorey. on 01 Jan 09, 15:00:28
damn! steve is GOD

Just Give me the ...
By: FMA0616. on 01 Jan 09, 00:33:51
Just Give me the DamnBurger!!!!! Dam? im not saying Dam. im saying dam(ham)!!!

THIS IS THE ...
By: naomi8992. on 31 Dec 08, 19:09:32
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER!!! BUT I LOVE MY MOM AND DON�T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES!? If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours"

he sounds like ...
By: RisingDevilOfChaos. on 31 Dec 08, 10:21:50
he sounds like german

LMAO ive seen this ...
By: kristi4561. on 30 Dec 08, 21:19:59
LMAO ive seen this like a million times and i still cant stop laughing

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
By: 55Natalka. on 30 Dec 08, 12:18:26
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

check diz part out. ...
By: sarmadawais. on 29 Dec 08, 23:32:08
check diz part out.. 2:00

'Im not saying damn ...
By: IIRoxieII. on 28 Dec 08, 03:38:53
'Im not saying damn burger,, Im saying i would like to buy a damn burger' LMAO FUNNY MAN XP

Well, for people ...
By: Destructides. on 27 Dec 08, 23:23:00
Well, for people who deal with and talk to the French everyday, it is quite amusing.

not funny at all....
By: thekillerbot. on 27 Dec 08, 03:01:01
not funny at all....

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By: chivozzy. on 24 Dec 08, 22:45:04
as�dfalkdajfiuweujahahahahaghagagahahahahahahahahaah 1:59

JUST GIVE ME THE ...
By: sodagod53. on 24 Dec 08, 19:10:46
JUST GIVE ME THE HAMBURGER!!

haha funny shtuff
By: BandM66. on 24 Dec 08, 17:42:40
haha funny shtuff

$The World\$

The World's First Bionic Burger
Posted by: mrblue37

Video duration: 216 seconds
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True story about a man who's been saving hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and Big Macs from McDonalds for over 18 years... and they look EXACTLY the same! Visit http://BionicBurger. com or
http://www.TheBes tDayEver.com for more information.

Related: burger, foley, len, mcdonalds, me, morgan, size, spurlock, super, vegan, vegetarian

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Wow! This was ...
By: sweetkitty1967. on 09 Jan 09, 05:00:50
Wow! This was really interesting. And people put that into their bodies? Yuck!

in their ads they ...
By: IMB2U. on 09 Jan 09, 00:16:01
in their ads they use special sponges for buns and put on every single sesame in its place and add water drops for "special effects"

I'll just consider ...
By: RebeliousMoose. on 06 Jan 09, 17:57:37
I'll just consider how lucky I am that life's been good to me so far. However, givin the current circumstance (aliens you described), life hasn't been good to me. I'll be glad it won't be troubling me any further. =)

You are a great ...
By: kingjordan9999. on 05 Jan 09, 17:30:42
You are a great person sharing this most important yet evil thing god bless you for this warning

Well, shit, now I ...
By: Gamiac. on 05 Jan 09, 07:08:57
Well, shit, now I know where to eat in case of the apocalypse(nuclear or otherwise). :P

It is my belief ...
By: BionicCreek. on 04 Jan 09, 06:40:38
It is my belief that no creature should be in pain. I know, so many humans are in pain. I work in a hospital, my job is negating pain. I care if a cow is in pain. I don't like fundamentalists: this is why I placed a "wink-smile" at the end of my comment. Extremism isn't the answer to cure the pain. I suppose everyone has their worth, even those that choose to eat meat. Please don't be angry.

well you veges are ...
By: 212munky. on 04 Jan 09, 06:24:44
well you veges are mostly hypocrites anyway. more concerned about animal welfare than human welfare. who cares if cows are in pain. there are tons of PEOPLE in as much pain too.

This is what you ...
By: BionicCreek. on 04 Jan 09, 04:48:01
This is what you MEAT eaters deserve! (-;

oh oh!! dont make ...
By: alitariq360. on 03 Jan 09, 14:09:39
oh oh!! dont make me puke man! i just had mc's cheesburger last night! SHIT!

ok thanks for ...
By: spiroschannel. on 02 Jan 09, 12:22:57
ok thanks for letting me know! I want eat again mc donals!!!

I eat hamburgers ...
By: Vicsonvee. on 02 Jan 09, 00:06:55
I eat hamburgers every day from Rotten Ronny's and im still alive

I just eat a MC ...
By: ANIMALKISSING. on 31 Dec 08, 21:39:45
I just eat a MC burger form 1948.....LOL...oh hell no...I would not even eat a meatburger that was made an hour ago....yuk

Holy shit. I'm glad ...
By: coolxhaha. on 31 Dec 08, 09:00:03
Holy shit. I'm glad I don't eat mcdonalds. Its disgusting.

WTF this guys like ...
By: 999124999. on 30 Dec 08, 00:04:31
WTF this guys like telling a story. The young man? lOL

The cat's totally ...
By: Pokeblood2000. on 27 Dec 08, 19:28:41
The cat's totally annoyed.

hey buddy, how ...
By: eviltomnook. on 27 Dec 08, 08:47:18
hey buddy, how about you start doing what your name suggests?

i havent for a year ...
By: badrad13. on 27 Dec 08, 00:42:01
i havent for a year but i actually did for a couple months. and it did kinda look the same but i could smell the diffrence...

Fair enough. But I ...
By: Extnoob. on 24 Dec 08, 16:04:53
Fair enough. But I still think it's pretty fairy-tail to forget a BURGER (something you buy to consume ASAP) in your pocket. If he doesn't smell it or remember it he must feel the warmth of it. Unless it was on purpose...

you pocket the ...
By: swirlingchaos. on 23 Dec 08, 19:49:25
you pocket the burger, go out and buy a new jacket, then put the old one in the closet. Easy. I have stuff i havent worn in a lot more than a year, and i've found stuff in them that really needed to be thrown out long before.

hamboggels baf 100% ...
By: shaneteisman. on 23 Dec 08, 16:48:09
hamboggels baf 100% rundvloep.

Meat is Natural..
By: deadman0603. on 23 Dec 08, 13:06:40
Meat is Natural..

Then what the fuck ...
By: ZombiesGrave. on 23 Dec 08, 03:46:48
Then what the fuck do you eat? WE NEED TO FEED! We aint had nothing but maggoty bread FOR THREE STINKIN DAYS!

tomorrow i'am going ...
By: PeKei. on 21 Dec 08, 20:36:07
tomorrow i'am going to buy an imortal cheezburger >:]

i kno like wtf u ...
By: RichardTheRich. on 20 Dec 08, 23:22:34
i kno like wtf u havent worn ur jacket for a year??and wuldnt he smell sumtin?

That's why you eat ...
By: DropTheSubject. on 20 Dec 08, 08:20:00
That's why you eat organic dumbfuck... How would you feel if all of a sudden these random alien people started capturing people, forcing them to do humiliating stunts, and when they were of no more use, brutally kill them right in from of their families. In more description, having a hook jammed through their ankle, being burned alive, being thrown on the ground and jumped on, skinned alive, and then have their throat slit..while STILL CONCIOUS. Yeah...that's definately swift and painless...

Backwards Hamburger
Posted by: FreeRangeStudios

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Our FAST FOOD NATION exposed.
Before you take another bite, you must see this movie (there's shit in the meat!) Take action at Backwardshamburger.c om...then get the full story on the big screen with Fast Food Nation, the movie.

Related: animals, chicken, coli, cow, cruelty, family, farm, fast, food, free, happy, health, labor, meat, meatrix, nation, range, rights, work

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Im aware
By: kracykik. on 07 Jan 09, 20:07:53
Im aware

i'm still hungry ...
By: reddor. on 07 Jan 09, 19:26:25
i'm still hungry for fast food.

Go right ahead. ...
By: moviemaniac15. on 07 Jan 09, 05:33:37
Go right ahead. It's your mouth that cow shit is going into.

Oh yeah, that old " ...
By: avatarkurse13. on 07 Jan 09, 02:05:32
Oh yeah, that old "well, it's made out of meat" excuse. Well, so are we! So are human children! So, do you eat human children? Would you eat them just because they were "tasty"?

Im still going to ...
By: kracykik. on 03 Jan 09, 02:07:15
Im still going to have my quarter pounder regardless of what this BS is saying

vegetarian, ftw
By: asbrightasday. on 30 Dec 08, 20:33:17
vegetarian, ftw

Control and ...
By: lightstarchild. on 29 Dec 08, 16:56:09
Control and Prevention, about 200 people in the United States oficially become sick every day from E. Coli 0157:H7 and several die. The primary source for E.Coli Infections: Hamburgers and other forms of ground beef. Potential consequence of ingestion of deadly E.Coli 0157:H7 bacteria in humans: Devastating illness with multiple organ failure and high dead rate. Long term afflictions suffered by many survivors of E.Coli 0157:H7 poisoning: Epilepsy, blindness, lung damage, kidney failure

Something else to ...
By: lightstarchild. on 29 Dec 08, 16:46:25
Something else to add...I cite the great book "The Food Revolution" by John Robbins E Coli 0157:H7 The Hamburger Disease Escherichia Coli (E. Coli) is a huge family of rod shaped bacteria that peacefully inhabit the intestinal tract and aid in human and animal digestion. But instead of existing symbiotically within the human intestine, E. Coli 0157:H7 attacks the linings of the colon, exposing blood vessels and causing them to bleed. Currently according to the CDC (Center for Disease

People work at fast ...
By: ScarlettRobin. on 27 Dec 08, 20:38:08
People work at fast food places for the same reason they work at other low wage jobs: because it's the only job they can get at the time. Not everyone has the education or experience to qualify for a office job ya know. *ahem* Some humans have no goals or aspirations in life, so does that mean you want to turn them into burgers as well? :)

burgers are tasty. ...
By: popcorn90. on 23 Dec 08, 07:45:39
burgers are tasty. if the fast food places pay so little, why do people still work there? supply and demand people. cows where made to be eaten. they have no aspirations, they have no goals.

I am trying to warn ...
By: HolySpringRolls. on 21 Dec 08, 15:09:23
I am trying to warn people. there is nothing clean in meat and dairy industry. love your milk? cows pee and poop while getting milked. you need to see their udders. cows dont care if they sleep on their own poo. and their udders are only washed with water! supposedly they dont allow the use of any cleaning agents or soaps on udders. have a goat milk. goats are cleaner animals. and they feed on shrubs and leaves which saves on corn. btw many studies show that milk is causing osteoporosis.

in england the word ...
By: HolySpringRolls. on 21 Dec 08, 15:02:49
in england the word "gay" is sometimes used as "stupid".

"And i guess cows ...
By: HolySpringRolls. on 21 Dec 08, 15:02:09
"And i guess cows are not fit enough to live!" ever encountered a wild cow? not the factory cow where their horns are burned to prevent them from growing and where they live in a small place incapable of gaining any strength. I mean cows with actual horns and strength of a bull. no one can mess with that!

o im sorry i saw ...
By: SonicBomber2. on 21 Dec 08, 14:14:49
o im sorry i saw the first moment in the video-just the begining and now i know its sad-sorry if i hurt someone...

O im sorry i saw ...
By: SonicBomber2. on 21 Dec 08, 14:14:05
O im sorry i saw the first moment in the video-just the begining and now i know its sad... sorry if i hurt someone...

lol !!!
By: SonicBomber2. on 20 Dec 08, 11:36:41
lol !!!

poor cows
By: caillou5. on 18 Dec 08, 15:33:10
poor cows

you are obviously ...
By: donknottseviltwin1. on 18 Dec 08, 06:38:52
you are obviously uneducated in economics. then you would know that fast food places supply jobs and have nothing to do with minimum wage increases. though the practices of most fast food places are questionable not all are bad.

I rarely eat more ...
By: BlaznaznTerror. on 17 Dec 08, 06:36:17
I rarely eat more than one meal a month at a fast food joint.

I'm not eating a ...
By: lukman11. on 16 Dec 08, 04:50:52
I'm not eating a burger again. Just this last one. Oh hell, I'm part of the system. Chow down and let's get fat!

killin the cows was ...
By: dollertown. on 15 Dec 08, 21:29:13
killin the cows was not that bad we killed ours wile it ate. but the guy cuting his finger off weird man.

dang
By: tehplow. on 12 Dec 08, 13:24:17
dang

McDonalds, Burger ...
By: sortmasivci. on 10 Dec 08, 05:31:55
McDonalds, Burger King ETC. THE ALL BLOW!!!!!!! In n' Out yo' :P

Hamburger > This ...
By: Wrecks86. on 04 Dec 08, 03:10:02
Hamburger > This Video

good video....... ...
By: everybodylovesme2. on 03 Dec 08, 20:57:44
good video.......after seeing supersise me i stoped eating fast food but i still eat good burgers not the crap that u get in mcdonalds

Sesame Street - Grover the Waiter - Big Hamburger
Posted by: TinyDancer500

Video duration: 163 seconds
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Sesame Street skit starring Grover and Fat Blue. Just thought I'd share some goodies from my site, The Sesame Street Lyrics Archive, enjoy!

Related: funny, grover, muppets, retro, sesame, street, tv, waiter

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at least there ...
By: sashma2. on 05 Jan 09, 22:24:03
at least there seems to be good service

all right charlie ...
By: missboombah. on 03 Jan 09, 15:53:27
all right charlie broil the biggie!!!!!!!!

that little ...
By: sideslide23. on 03 Jan 09, 05:52:11
that little hamburger, Its so small that I just take a fork and eat it all up in just one bite ha ha

Will Grover ever ...
By: funkmike. on 02 Jan 09, 19:34:38
Will Grover ever find a job he's suited for?

did he just called ...
By: silverMan6. on 02 Jan 09, 09:29:09
did he just called grover a ding-a-ling? 0:49

little did they ...
By: decolady2. on 02 Jan 09, 03:08:56
little did they know then that "little hamburgers" would be all the rage in today. (sliders). but you usually get more than one!

that blue little ...
By: davemrakaelmo. on 01 Jan 09, 23:42:26
that blue little mwaaaaa yeh

And Bert, Fozie ...
By: TheBlueFlamingo. on 31 Dec 08, 01:46:21
And Bert, Fozie Bear, Sam the Eagle, Statler, etc. etc. Oh, he also made an appearance in "The Blues Brothers" and made a number of movies like "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels".

It's funny the way ...
By: pantherbuff89. on 31 Dec 08, 01:21:48
It's funny the way he shrugs his shoulder at the end, as if that means "well at least this time Grover gets his"

Frank Oz did voice ...
By: pantherbuff89. on 31 Dec 08, 01:20:31
Frank Oz did voice Grover, Miss Piggy and Yoda.

Strange coincedence ...
By: HeadNtheClouds. on 29 Dec 08, 04:52:49
Strange coincedence huh?

Do you want 3 ...
By: HeadNtheClouds. on 29 Dec 08, 04:52:15
Do you want 3 little burgers then?

"do you want ...
By: gajda1984. on 28 Dec 08, 21:45:43
"do you want ketchup? the little bottle or the big bottle?" Heh still cracks me up!

They both sound a ...
By: TheBlueFlamingo. on 26 Dec 08, 17:59:16
They both sound a bit like Frank Oz to me. So does Yoda. Weird.

C'mon, Grover. ...
By: TheBlueFlamingo. on 26 Dec 08, 17:58:49
C'mon, Grover. Give Dr. Phil what he wants!

Oops! I didn't ...
By: pureinheart422. on 26 Dec 08, 06:57:32
Oops! I didn't realize they only make it in two sizes. I don't understand why they don't make it in medium size. It makes no sense. I would definitely not eat there anymore. :o(

He should have ...
By: pureinheart422. on 26 Dec 08, 06:48:25
He should have ordered the medium-sized burger! :o)

Ba-roil the BIGGY!
By: HeroesDoll. on 24 Dec 08, 23:13:47
Ba-roil the BIGGY!

The humor was ...
By: CygnusRoc. on 23 Dec 08, 03:00:26
The humor was priceless back then. No children's show I've seen has ever touched the early days of Sesame Street. I don't think one ever will either.

Grover sounds like ...
By: ecaustin1982. on 23 Dec 08, 01:17:47
Grover sounds like a male Miss Piggy.

LMAO!!! I remember ...
By: sweetnightingale1973. on 22 Dec 08, 19:36:46
LMAO!!! I remember seeing this over 29 years ago. I laughed then nad still laugh now. Ah, these were the days. :)

hahaa! at 0:49 he ...
By: soibitum. on 20 Dec 08, 07:48:16
hahaa! at 0:49 he calls grover a ding-a-ling!

This reminds me of ...
By: buddyboy75. on 20 Dec 08, 05:33:02
This reminds me of that "Where's the Beef" Wendy's commercial.

I remember when ...
By: buddyboy75. on 20 Dec 08, 05:32:03
I remember when either McDonald's or Burger King had little bite sized hamburgers on their menu for a while. They were about the same size as the tiny hamburger Grover offers Fat Blue. This was in the late 80's in California. My family thought they were the coolest thing and we made sure to buy as many as possible while the promotion was going on.

Big Hamburger!
By: politoed2000. on 19 Dec 08, 09:39:20
Big Hamburger!

$Def Comedy Jam: Alonzo \"Hamburger\" Jones$

Def Comedy Jam: Alonzo "Hamburger" Jones
Posted by: victric

Video duration: 261 seconds
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Def Jam Comedy DVD Vol 3

Related: 90s, alonzo, comedy, def, halloween, hamburger, jam, jones, lawrence, martin, russell, simmons, stand, up

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move ya car move ya ...
By: d2isgod. on 06 Jan 09, 04:53:34
move ya car move ya car move ya car lol

mom dated him for a ...
By: kumbaya86. on 31 Dec 08, 23:14:36
mom dated him for a while :(

I think this guy is ...
By: Joshuawigan. on 26 Dec 08, 18:48:14
I think this guy is one of the most unfunniest people i have ever watched

when he did that, ...
By: garageman1989. on 10 Dec 08, 06:37:26
when he did that, he sounded russian.

those songs he ...
By: kupidzheart. on 08 Dec 08, 04:43:46
those songs he named were hella funny

Oh, I know. Doesn't ...
By: CokaCoolA. on 06 Dec 08, 23:27:38
Oh, I know. Doesn't mean it's funny though.

he says that word ...
By: RealDefentertainment. on 06 Dec 08, 16:32:44
he says that word cos he don`t wanna curse

yea it gets annoying
By: canuck1980. on 02 Dec 08, 21:08:35
yea it gets annoying

it's nike not nicke
By: diderr01. on 25 Nov 08, 05:25:03
it's nike not nicke

Easily the realest ...
By: bo31411. on 22 Nov 08, 05:35:51
Easily the realest motherfuckin shit I've ever seen.

lol i love when he ...
By: Ambushofblacks. on 15 Nov 08, 20:09:28
lol i love when he says: HAM-burger

it sound like Scoob ...
By: SmiffYourWessun. on 30 Oct 08, 21:45:55
it sound like Scoob on daddy's kane song called "Show and Prove"

I'd find this guy ...
By: CokaCoolA. on 16 Oct 08, 18:00:58
I'd find this guy funny if he didn't keep saying 'Hamburger'

LOL!!! ha ha ha dis ...
By: BlackoutCam. on 11 Oct 08, 03:08:00
LOL!!! ha ha ha dis shyt was funny

oooh shit he got it ...
By: jshanae08. on 09 Oct 08, 08:02:33
oooh shit he got it at the end!lmao

woz he tryina diss ...
By: Wolf2k7Man. on 24 Sep 08, 18:19:22
woz he tryina diss busta rhymes at da end?

He clowned on the ...
By: Detox15G. on 15 Sep 08, 00:32:09
He clowned on the audience real bad that shit was funny but other than that he was alright.

His Nicke's spell ...
By: NoobSmokeomegaOnaga. on 01 Sep 08, 15:22:27
His Nicke's spell nickolodean. lol

haaaaaammmmmburrger ...
By: ajstyled. on 30 Aug 08, 15:44:55
haaaaaammmmmburrger !!!!

HOLY SHIT I ...
By: dapunkof1975. on 26 Aug 08, 06:54:01
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THIS GUY!!!

That's how people ...
By: PVTSolis. on 23 Aug 08, 10:33:29
That's how people use to dress back in the day.

I feel sorry for ...
By: Jsince90s. on 05 Aug 08, 05:29:45
I feel sorry for the people hes dissin', funny still.

Wat would he thing ...
By: TooCuteForWords. on 03 Aug 08, 02:29:29
Wat would he thing about hip hop NOW???

Guy comes out with ...
By: DrHMFIC. on 09 Jul 08, 13:59:51
Guy comes out with vest buttoned tight across his pot gut, wearing a gimmick cowboy hat, and he starts in mocking other people for how THEY look. That was the only funny part about this guy. Yeah, I know he says cool nostalgia things...but he even turns THAT into put-down humor. So even if a couple of lines are kinda funny, THAT'S why overall this guy's routine doesn't feel very good watching it. And I'll bet a lot of other people notice that a bit, too.

Hammm Burger Lmao
By: DetroitMaMii313. on 02 Jul 08, 16:48:03
Hammm Burger Lmao

Artist Spotlight: Andy Warhol Eats a Hamburger
Posted by: ROCKETBOOM

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Rocketboom Spotlight: Andy Warhol
http://en.wikiped ia.org/wiki/Andy_War hol
http://www.youtub e.com/watch?v=Pdn6wr M1Hqw

Related: andy, art, hamburger, pop, rocketboom, warhol

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got weed?
By: BoatRepairMan. on 09 Jan 09, 04:23:22
got weed?

i don't know why, ...
By: asylumrocks. on 08 Jan 09, 20:36:06
i don't know why, but this is so artistic.

Ho Andy, je ...
By: xyliane. on 08 Jan 09, 19:21:17
Ho Andy, je t'aimais tant... A voir ta tronche zombiesque, tu as d� avaler un seul hamburger dans toute ta vie! Ho Andy, je t'aimais tant!

Fuck you Warhol!!! ...
By: sethx27. on 08 Jan 09, 13:02:07
Fuck you Warhol!!! Now i'm hungry!!! :))

no cola??
By: CAinfowarrior. on 06 Jan 09, 22:57:13
no cola??

(ps -- I've given ...
By: BBrannum. on 02 Jan 09, 03:45:30
(ps -- I've given up on performance art)

I give these sorts ...
By: BBrannum. on 02 Jan 09, 03:44:52
I give these sorts of performances multiple times a day. If only I had rich patrons. Then I'd be a real artist.

Slob1980, The ...
By: klingoncelt. on 02 Jan 09, 03:39:04
Slob1980, The point of this clip is to show an American icon doing something iconically American. It was conceived and filmed by an Italian director. Before the interwebz there was little attention paid to the everyday and the real. The media put out shiny, glitzy movies and videos, and told us what they decided we should know about on the news. A lot of artists chose instead to display the true human condition. I met him, Andy was smart and extremely cool.

Where's the beef,.. ...
By: mudkipNDS. on 01 Jan 09, 21:31:27
Where's the beef,... uh, I mean, cheese? And I miss the time when ketchup used to come in glass bottles. :(

Do you know what a ...
By: mudkipNDS. on 01 Jan 09, 21:26:18
Do you know what a troll is?

i think he ...
By: heartyhoopz1184. on 31 Dec 08, 13:22:14
i think he whispered "i see dead people!"

indeed
By: jarredon. on 24 Dec 08, 22:30:57
indeed

ding, fag!
By: jarredon. on 24 Dec 08, 22:29:14
ding, fag!

Slob, it was shot ...
By: klingoncelt. on 19 Dec 08, 10:43:02
Slob, it was shot in the Factory with Andy's own camera and abot $5 worth of film. Oh, let's add in the cost of the hamburger. It's not like this is a music video or anything.

Andy always amuses ...
By: EccentricHappiness. on 18 Dec 08, 02:30:48
Andy always amuses me :) He's Lovaly.

something was being ...
By: bridgetyourbud. on 16 Dec 08, 22:38:02
something was being whispered at the end! did anybody catch it!????

Warhols 100 Cans, ...
By: AimeetheArtEducator. on 16 Dec 08, 02:22:33
Warhols 100 Cans, 1962 pushed the boundaries of how people define art. This film, too, begs the questions Is this art? Why or why not? This film is successful if it provokes viewers to thoughtfully consider these questions. When an artwork has the POWER to arouse an emotional response from its viewer, whether positive or negative (as seen in Slob 1980), the artist is triumphant. In my opinion, the subtleties of this film speak volumes about The Father of Pop and American culture.

i mean .. i ...
By: slob1980. on 15 Dec 08, 23:53:40
i mean .. i appreciate that he understood thst life WAS art and it can only be good that it creates debate but.. ... ... .. .. come on ???!!! il give him as much credit as id give hitler .... but id give even less to those who fell for it .

oh come on >>> ??? ...
By: slob1980. on 15 Dec 08, 23:52:38
oh come on >>> ??? andy warhol ??? thee screen printed, self portrait of the epitany of art fag nonce-sense bullshit ... ... ... ... imagine all the money, time and energy wasted on this complete and utter piffle... it could've ended world poverty twice over.. piss off !!

this is just normal ...
By: peacelove16. on 15 Dec 08, 19:35:09
this is just normal life done in a more artistic manner.

I dont want to look ...
By: Vooth. on 15 Dec 08, 14:25:00
I dont want to look like an idiot, explainin the meaning i get watchin this

this is real art
By: andwho87. on 15 Dec 08, 09:15:09
this is real art

me too lol
By: CandyGProductions. on 13 Dec 08, 21:17:53
me too lol

also take into ...
By: nutter124. on 12 Dec 08, 22:02:50
also take into account that he's wearing a suit and tie

You guys dont ...
By: nutter124. on 12 Dec 08, 21:58:16
You guys dont understand. Andy Warhol was a pop artist, his works like the Campbell soup paintings and the multi-colored portraits symbolize that everything can be replicated and marketed. Everyone from celebreties to the common man enjoy simple things like hamburgers and Campbell soup. This expresses unity and shows us that when you get down to it, we're all human and not so different. It's beautiful and inspirational.

Throbbing Gristle - Hamburger Lady
Posted by: gothicspoon

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edit: i just wanted to upload the SONG so don't mind the warning thing, it's just to... well fill the blank but it's useless all you should care about is the SONG
now for something REALLY special, Hamburger Lady by Throbbing Gristle, probably the creepiest song ever
thanks to frobot for the song XD

Related: creepy, gristle, hamburger, lady, throbbing

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She needs to hook ...
By: Omnywrench. on 08 Jan 09, 00:55:42
She needs to hook up with ZZ Top's Burger Man.

You are not meant ...
By: timothypillowcase92. on 06 Jan 09, 20:54:14
You are not meant to dance to this. You cannot dance to classical music either.

It's about a lady ...
By: likkst. on 04 Jan 09, 04:37:09
It's about a lady who survived burns being so messed up afterward that she looked like hamburger meat. jeez kids.

Couldn't agree more ...
By: jstow01. on 03 Jan 09, 20:36:40
Couldn't agree more. Overrated and lame.

i keep eharing the ...
By: notjustyouraverage. on 02 Jan 09, 13:13:34
i keep eharing the words 'really bad' and 'chilli burger'...i dont get it.. i'm guessing its meant to be creepy, but super mario is scarier than this.

I can't dance to ...
By: collodiallofi. on 01 Jan 09, 11:36:44
I can't dance to this

that is alright ...
By: Ulmeyda08. on 31 Dec 08, 06:16:54
that is alright till he came out, then he spotted one of the burn nurses (pleasant smiling zombies) eating a can of chile-mac at the desk, and that did it: he flashed on the carpet. It is fucking insane is what it is." -part of a letter sent by Al Ackerman from Portland, Oregon, U.S.A. 1978 hahahahahahahahaha

and, thanks to ...
By: Ulmeyda08. on 31 Dec 08, 06:15:41
and, thanks to medical advances, there is no end in sight; from the waist (waste?) up everything is burned off, ears, nose etc - lower half is untouched and that, I guess, is what keeps her alive. I took one guy in to help me change tubes and he did alright

to greet you at ...
By: Ulmeyda08. on 31 Dec 08, 06:13:48
to greet you at 11pm each night, you would have some description of these past two weeks. Which is to say the worst I seen since viet napalms. When somebody tells you that there is a level of pain beyond which the human mind cannot retain consciousness, please tell them to write me. In point of fact this lady has not slept more than 3-5 minutes at a stretch since she came to us - that was over two weeks ago

"...By far the ...
By: Ulmeyda08. on 31 Dec 08, 06:12:35
"...By far the worst is the hamburger lady, and because of shortage right now of 'qualified technicians', e.g. technicians who can work with her and keep their last meal down, Screwloose Lauritzen and I have been alternating nights with her, unrelievedly. If you put a 250-lb meatloaf in the oven and then burned it and then followed that by propping it up on a potty-chair

I just found a ...
By: Jungleheathen. on 30 Dec 08, 20:39:39
I just found a downloadable 'Hamburger Lady' ringtone for your mobile phone. LMFAO. Isn't the internet a wonderful thing.

Dude, how old are ...
By: zebageba. on 30 Dec 08, 20:35:18
Dude, how old are you? Do your parents know you are listening to this? God, the generation of today is clueless.

It's about a lady ...
By: metallicakixtotalass. on 29 Dec 08, 22:17:20
It's about a lady who is so burnt up that she looks like hamburger

i dont understand ...
By: zer0b0ii. on 29 Dec 08, 19:44:21
i dont understand this song someone please explain?

Not creepy in the ...
By: jstow01. on 29 Dec 08, 18:00:03
Not creepy in the least. Lame attempt at "art". FAIL.

No, no, no, listen ...
By: kalamari. on 29 Dec 08, 17:03:40
No, no, no, listen to some Penderecki - that's much creepier than this and on another universe in terms of musical quality

The lyrics and the ...
By: wanderingjew2008. on 29 Dec 08, 06:15:26
The lyrics and the explanation for the lyrics are what make it creepy.

How come I only ...
By: Scix. on 28 Dec 08, 00:56:52
How come I only just now heard of these guys? OMG

you know what. This ...
By: Ulmeyda08. on 27 Dec 08, 07:55:01
you know what. This song just shows how powerful music can be.

I'm playing this at ...
By: screwtape84. on 27 Dec 08, 05:54:05
I'm playing this at my sisters wedding.

I can't even eat ...
By: LeSmexyMongoose. on 22 Dec 08, 23:06:21
I can't even eat after listening to the lyrics xS

Your comeback ...
By: LeSmexyMongoose. on 22 Dec 08, 23:01:24
Your comeback sucked, and you can't really talk about spelling. Just saying... :]

It's a sonf about a ...
By: Sensoriexpansion69. on 21 Dec 08, 02:21:34
It's a sonf about a burn victim who was set on fire as an act of revenge. Faggot is the proper spelling of the word you tweeny cunt. I was the one who jerked of on your mom, in her ass and her mouth. she was a boring and ugly bird, i must add. but people need to unload on somebody, hence your mother. thank her for me.

you are a ...
By: DiZZiDeX. on 13 Dec 08, 20:41:27
you are a motherfuckking fagget, go jerk off on your mom

lol? am i supposed ...
By: gongusan. on 13 Dec 08, 20:28:19
lol? am i supposed to be scared of the hamburger lady?

Hamburger Hill
Posted by: saif316

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Starting few minitues from the movie " "Hamburger hill". If I am infringing any copyright laws, please let me know and I shall immediatly remove this video.

Related: 101, 16, airborne, glass, hamburger, hill, phlip, us, vietnam, war

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Actually genius, ...
By: Workinbus. on 09 Jan 09, 07:15:53
Actually genius, Cambodia & Laos also fell...Ever heard of the Khymer Rouge?.. And The NPA threatened in the Phillipines in the late 70s....

No happy like S ...
By: Workinbus. on 09 Jan 09, 07:11:37
No happy like S Korea and Western Europe....Give us time in Iraq & Afghanistan, wimp...You just might be surprised...,

hey man, when were ...
By: bridgesfu2. on 07 Jan 09, 07:18:28
hey man, when were you born?

... hamburger ...
By: robyniscool99. on 05 Jan 09, 05:18:34
... hamburger hill

is this the movie ...
By: disturbedman360. on 05 Jan 09, 02:48:25
is this the movie before we were soldiers

Im sorry to hear ...
By: haszK. on 02 Jan 09, 22:22:06
Im sorry to hear that your father was killed in batttle. May his soul rest in peace.

you guys are ...
By: rapala777. on 02 Jan 09, 03:32:26
you guys are talking shit about a movie or were you there! Are you fucking retarded or what? my father was killed in that fuckin battle so maybe you should shut the fuck up!! 173 mobile!

you fukkin ...
By: brendogg. on 28 Dec 08, 03:12:14
you fukkin revisionists

The Huey Iroquois ...
By: agsibarani. on 17 Dec 08, 10:21:44
The Huey Iroquois helicopter have straps on the seats and on the floor. And it's fairly easy to hold on given the physics of flight. As long as you have forward motion and a coordinated turn, downwards force should almost cancel out the force pushing you into the turn. "Almost"...and that's where the straps come in :). And that's why you don't feel the tilt of an airplane when it's banking left or right.

Look at the scene ...
By: grinkale. on 09 Dec 08, 22:26:38
Look at the scene from 4:33...where the chopper is airborn an Doc is talking to the wounded G.I The Chopper looks slanted for christ sakes, none of them looked strapped to a belt. The guy behind doc is just kneeling comfortably while the guy sitting behind him is just....well, getting a cool breeze from the wind, while the vietcongs are trying to shoot him down like a frisbee thrown in the air....hollywood is really f ucked up you know.

Good point blain, ...
By: grinkale. on 09 Dec 08, 22:22:27
Good point blain, about the part of a closed door stopping a bullet, which is another thing. I cannot remember one vietnam movie that i've seen where they hurried it up to shut the door when they were under fire, seriously. I understand they kept the doors open until the last man can be saved but nce he got in, they kept the door opened while being fired on and they flew off. I can't also remember any of them ducking or taking cover when they were sitting ducks in a bunch...

You have to ...
By: Blain1971. on 09 Dec 08, 16:04:48
You have to remember that the "doors always open" is a hollywood thing to. Guess it makes the scene more dramatic but a lot of times they wouldn't even open the doors until they were about to get off. Also it has been proven that a closed door will stop a bullet better than an open one :) Its all Hollywood...:)

I saw a brand new ...
By: BEFinAR. on 09 Dec 08, 14:51:58
I saw a brand new version of this movie at Target last night, an anniversary addition. It was awesome when it came out and still is. May God Bless the soldiers who fought there, of both sides.

and the fact that ...
By: mianus11. on 04 Dec 08, 20:38:47
and the fact that they're straped in.

Nobody falls from a ...
By: WHITEKNIGHT1950. on 03 Dec 08, 13:20:10
Nobody falls from a chopper unless you want to. It is the air pressure that keeps you inside. safer than crossing the street.

no dodger, me and ...
By: grinkale. on 03 Dec 08, 00:46:54
no dodger, me and you both, it still drive me nuts to this day everytime i watch a nam movie(and i can't get enough of em, love em all) because i have not been able to find someone to provide a satisfactory answer. You see the Chopper make a sharp turn and they're all just sitting there, chillin', on that flat bed interior, i'm like WTF??? mind you the wind could easily blow them off overboard...a veteran, please answer

Dude, Ive totally ...
By: TheArtfulDodger10. on 03 Dec 08, 00:39:52
Dude, Ive totally wondered the same thing everytime I see nam movies and theyre in the chopper! Im always like "aaah...arn't they a little concerned that they are practically falling out the chopper??" lol I thought I was the only one that thought that.

you were in wietnam?
By: timtimmy5. on 24 Nov 08, 03:10:34
you were in wietnam?

can you upload the ...
By: dudeyRAMONE. on 24 Nov 08, 02:08:23
can you upload the full movie? =DD

heehehe well said!
By: BlackWinds10. on 23 Nov 08, 19:02:04
heehehe well said!

thanks for reply:)
By: BlackWinds10. on 23 Nov 08, 19:01:34
thanks for reply:)

yep
By: broken133. on 23 Nov 08, 17:56:40
yep

NAM movie? (didjust ...
By: BlackWinds10. on 20 Nov 08, 16:50:19
NAM movie? (didjust whatch the first 2 minutes (router fucked up)

Yeah...something ...
By: fangjangler. on 13 Nov 08, 15:58:17
Yeah...something like that...

In '68 I had an M16 ...
By: Bristoleer299. on 13 Nov 08, 03:12:45
In '68 I had an M16 with no forward assist and the three-prong flash suppressor - it was made by Singer - later got issued one with the forward assist and the ring on the end of the flash supressor - big improvement, but you still couldn't put more than 7 or 8 rounds in the magazine - total piece of crap. Best weapon for close work was the M79 with jungle rounds (21 pieces of 00 buckshot)

Cyril Takayama - Hamburger
Posted by: AmunRay

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Cyril Takayama (born in 1973), a Japanese/French American illusionist and a member of Magic X Live or better known as T.H.E.M , performs his stunning illusion leaving his audiences speechless...

Related: cyril, hamburger, magic, takayama

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this makes David ...
By: macamsiot. on 03 Jan 09, 16:41:33
this makes David Blaine looks stupid LOL

man i wish this was ...
By: Don786k. on 30 Dec 08, 01:51:50
man i wish this was in english thid guy is too good an all people who say crap about him should do some shit lke that themselves first an than talk

He's never going to ...
By: Sakurach3rry. on 22 Dec 08, 12:32:22
He's never going to be hungry ever again :| cause he can take all the food from the commerical boards xD lucky him

did you see another ...
By: tulipteo. on 14 Dec 08, 16:10:41
did you see another trick of his, called The Big Apple? maybe you'll think differently. I like to hang out with this man too! He sure has a great sense of humor!

the hamburger may ...
By: icybluefish. on 05 Dec 08, 02:10:56
the hamburger may previously hide behind the board ?

you really have to ...
By: wifpz. on 30 Nov 08, 08:40:46
you really have to explain it? magic ISN'T a logic game, it's an art, for entertainment.

I like to have a ...
By: Raven00088888. on 29 Nov 08, 08:24:47
I like to have a friend like him..!!

good trick but easy ...
By: uechanchung. on 26 Nov 08, 10:08:13
good trick but easy to figure out if you just use common sense

Still would be free ...
By: mcatv. on 25 Nov 08, 08:12:19
Still would be free. Since he didnt pay for the picture at all. All this following the "if it could be real" thing.

lol
By: Daijakake. on 25 Nov 08, 01:11:25
lol

yeah probaly
By: Daijakake. on 25 Nov 08, 01:11:18
yeah probaly

you hear the click ...
By: bab1194. on 24 Nov 08, 03:34:32
you hear the click the second time he does it. Its kinda obvious he cups his hands over it and someone opens the slot, takes out the little pic of the hamburger and shoves a hamburger through the whole and the little clear slot snaps back and then they open it again and pull the hamburger back in and put a new pic

How many burgers ...
By: Blah13lah. on 23 Nov 08, 04:45:36
How many burgers does this man have hidden on him!

HAX
By: celark. on 21 Nov 08, 04:54:58
HAX

wow he will eat for ...
By: KidzOfTokyo153. on 19 Nov 08, 02:02:07
wow he will eat for free

i so wish i could ...
By: panicitzjoe. on 09 Nov 08, 20:56:55
i so wish i could pull burgers out of the wall. i"d be pulling big macs out of every mcdonalds lol

I love magic. And ...
By: robloxmonster101. on 02 Nov 08, 14:45:18
I love magic. And this is one of my favorite tricks.

Jesus if that was ...
By: Orion2good4u. on 28 Oct 08, 19:55:57
Jesus if that was real I would be having so much fun with that

LOL he just left ...
By: bluefiamex14. on 27 Oct 08, 03:54:43
LOL he just left the picture blank xD

I love Cyril!! He's ...
By: Anim3fr3ak00. on 26 Oct 08, 05:39:40
I love Cyril!! He's my 2nd favorite magician! Next to Criss Angel. =^-^= People people you don't have to believe at what they do. No need to act like jerks and cuss them out. =o= Leave those who believe alone. :)

so like...i need ...
By: rexkid. on 13 Oct 08, 15:38:59
so like...i need him next to a sports car ad...

fucking cheap magic ...
By: stephentsang2000. on 12 Oct 08, 10:49:06
fucking cheap magic ~ all you need to do is to have a sliding board and hire a large crowd of actors.

him and criss angel ...
By: tuotropadre. on 12 Oct 08, 03:58:40
him and criss angel are so gaaay and sooo lame!! fuck the fans of these two dumbasses! xD

Well, duh, of ...
By: Fzzzpopper. on 08 Oct 08, 05:28:02
Well, duh, of course it's fake, dumbasses! XD You don't truly believe in magic, do you? It's an illusion, which means it's fakery with the illusion of magic. So those denouncing this as fake...uh, hello? WE KNOW! lol XD I still think this is kick-ass, though, he's got a good street presence for close-up magic. :)

oh dear what a ...
By: kizugrey. on 05 Oct 08, 19:27:31
oh dear what a stupid you are!

HAMBURGER DUDE
Posted by: bhx9fe

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obama doesnt care about white people

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mmmmmmnnnnnnhhhh ...
By: ohyeamofo. on 16 Dec 08, 02:49:53
mmmmmmnnnnnnhhhh you know about those girls theyre dippin in wax at the wax museum? omg i died.

NUUUUUUUUU ...
By: ss810imp. on 31 Oct 08, 14:09:53
NUUUUUUUUU WAAAAAAAAVE!!!

"I'm not sorry I ...
By: MaskedWisdom. on 03 Oct 08, 01:45:31
"I'm not sorry I took the moneeeey!!" "Mr. Lizarrrrd...The Monster! Would you care for a hamburger? Ah haha!!"

Unhand Me! Take Him ...
By: thedumbbear. on 02 Sep 08, 07:42:45
Unhand Me! Take Him Away Ahahahaha. I laughed so hard when he said that for some reason

lmao i remember ...
By: gcmadeboy2. on 02 Sep 08, 06:06:36
lmao i remember watching this when i was 6. now i'm 16 and it cracks me up so much, hahaha the rooster guy at 2:11 LMAO

I LOVE THE ENDING!! ...
By: richardfanx3. on 31 Aug 08, 15:44:45
I LOVE THE ENDING!! Hahaa!! Ahha, Mr. Lizard! Would you care for a hamburger??! AHahaa! I love Pee Wee

CAN I INTEREST YOU ...
By: littlebitspecial. on 11 Aug 08, 20:49:39
CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A HAMBURGERR? lmao :))

my brother and i ...
By: redape6870. on 06 Aug 08, 02:08:18
my brother and i watched this movie over and over for months. we had it memorized. the hamburger dude rocked!

Greatest Character ...
By: ChildrenOfValhalla. on 30 Jul 08, 04:13:34
Greatest Character in any movie ever.

I'm NOT SORRY!
By: kaput450. on 21 Jul 08, 08:37:46
I'm NOT SORRY!

funny stuff
By: Dawnmariegrasso. on 11 Jul 08, 20:01:43
funny stuff

OMG!!!! ...
By: betrice1978. on 30 Jun 08, 04:51:46
OMG!!!! ahhahahahahah! paul reubens did sooo fucking good in this movie

Mr. Lizard you want ...
By: gethif37. on 27 Jun 08, 15:43:59
Mr. Lizard you want a hamburger. LoL

OK, SERIOUSLY MY ...
By: letigreferoce. on 09 Jun 08, 20:45:07
OK, SERIOUSLY MY FRIEND LOOKS VERY MUCH LIKE PEE WEE AND THE STORY OF OUR FRIENDSHIP OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS HAS PLAYED OUT LIKE THIS CLIP (doing some "stuff", talking about music, showing him the receipt from the purchases he made on my gift card after stealing it out of my purse, "I'm sorry, so sorry", "I need the money!", "I can't believe you thought you could get away with it", "I'm not sorry"...I am thoroughly amused. I couldn't resist forwarding it to my (now former) friend.

aaarrg mah cheez ...
By: kitekunisaki2000. on 24 May 08, 05:01:31
aaarrg mah cheez burger!!!

MMMM HAMBURGER
By: Sabored. on 03 May 08, 03:28:38
MMMM HAMBURGER

would you like a ...
By: duude231. on 01 May 08, 04:02:47
would you like a HAAAMBURGER?

YEAH....IM NOT ...
By: danimass. on 27 Apr 08, 14:44:52
YEAH....IM NOT SORRY. MWAAAHHH

i wanna see the ...
By: seakohl. on 19 Apr 08, 18:42:56
i wanna see the part where cheech is like every time u do coke u get on that everytime i do coke bit man,

YEAH....IM NOT ...
By: bhx9fe. on 28 Mar 08, 06:50:38
YEAH....IM NOT SORRY. MWAAAHHH

oops sorry didnt ...
By: battlecuda. on 27 Mar 08, 23:43:11
oops sorry didnt watch it long enough its there

can u please upload ...
By: battlecuda. on 27 Mar 08, 23:40:38
can u please upload "im not sorry" part? thanks bhx

can u please upload ...
By: battlecuda. on 27 Mar 08, 23:40:37
can u please upload "im not sorry" part? thanks bhx

thanks for the vid
By: mrnosaj. on 25 Mar 08, 04:39:11
thanks for the vid

Neil Hamburger on Jimmy Kimmel
Posted by: frenchaccent

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America's $1 Funnyman's latest appearance on NATIONAL TELEVISION

Related: bungle, c, chili, comedy, frank, funny, green, hamburger, hot, jokes, jr, neil, peppers, priceless, red, sinatra, tom, vitaim

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I think he's funny. ...
By: angelicxpretty. on 06 Jan 09, 05:50:49
I think he's funny... But I agree with squarelead... he is so badly a Tony Clifton wannabe.

Absolutely perfect ...
By: StefanAlexander. on 06 Jan 09, 04:35:11
Absolutely perfect execution.

Brilliant. I feel ...
By: BlakeSchiffman. on 03 Jan 09, 11:21:36
Brilliant. I feel sad for those of you who dont get it.

hes funny because ...
By: muiujhgiufbhj. on 03 Jan 09, 00:55:20
hes funny because hes so unfunny

how is this guy not ...
By: jburns2011. on 17 Dec 08, 02:57:07
how is this guy not more popular that was great i didnt realize he was real for a while after tenacious d movie

he really is a rip ...
By: cinemaniac31st. on 17 Dec 08, 00:50:42
he really is a rip off

the best part of ...
By: moonstomper13. on 15 Dec 08, 22:50:41
the best part of seeing Niel hamburger live, is all the disappointed fans faces. lol its so funny. they thunk there going to see a real comedian and they see him lol hahaha

That's not Bob ...
By: Geministic. on 13 Dec 08, 07:37:34
That's not Bob Odenkirk you dumbass.

How is that guy ...
By: uck1007. on 08 Dec 08, 15:54:40
How is that guy funny?

tony clifton wannabe
By: squarelead. on 05 Dec 08, 19:16:13
tony clifton wannabe

this guy is so shit ...
By: josh853. on 03 Dec 08, 13:29:14
this guy is so shit hes not even funny in an ironic way

what does odenkirk ...
By: aghostisborn. on 01 Dec 08, 07:17:24
what does odenkirk have to do with this?

That's the point.
By: youtubbs67. on 27 Nov 08, 02:09:30
That's the point.

the comedy in this ...
By: jjt95. on 26 Nov 08, 18:30:40
the comedy in this is that "niel hamburger" is a made up comedian who tells these crappy jokes

Poser hipster. ...
By: IzzyIsou. on 26 Nov 08, 01:06:17
Poser hipster. Nothing is "real" anymore, just ironic and fake.

"If he was trying ...
By: BlakeSchiffman. on 25 Nov 08, 19:37:47
"If he was trying to impersonate a bad comedian, then he's done his job. I don't get this guy." yes. you do. you just did.

This guy is ...
By: Behemoth62. on 22 Nov 08, 02:39:55
This guy is terrible.

not gotten all ...
By: dhays202. on 21 Nov 08, 04:56:52
not gotten all defensive on the internet. Or made a room full of strangers laugh hard. work on your delivery.

but say I was doing ...
By: Jonkmaster. on 20 Nov 08, 22:32:53
but say I was doing a good job at impersonating a good comedian. Then it's a compliment.

I am a good ...
By: Jonkmaster. on 20 Nov 08, 22:31:53
I am a good comedian. I've made rooms of strangers laugh. What have you done?

yeah. he is. jesus ...
By: MrPharmacist32. on 20 Nov 08, 22:27:36
yeah. he is. jesus christ

Are you saying you ...
By: Jonkmaster. on 20 Nov 08, 18:46:09
Are you saying you don't like my videos?

Oh man, I watched ...
By: dhays202. on 20 Nov 08, 16:53:11
Oh man, I watched your videos. Are you trying to impersonate a good comedian?

I came here looking ...
By: TrippingOverGod. on 18 Nov 08, 18:41:25
I came here looking for Hamburger, and I got Mila Kunis. Always a nice surprise.

Props to Kimmel for ...
By: Mortiis531. on 15 Nov 08, 09:15:54
Props to Kimmel for giving Neil a national spotlight. Neil is greatness.

$1980\$

1980's McDonalds Hamburger University Commercial
Posted by: sentientred

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1980's McDonalds Hamber University Commercial, aired 1987. Hamburgular steals the pupils, don't ya know!

Related: 80s, commercial, hamburgular, mcdonalds, ronald

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um well that school ...
By: thealy45. on 07 Jan 09, 05:29:20
um well that school should have went into lock down

I want to go to ...
By: chickenbaby12. on 05 Jan 09, 13:03:10
I want to go to Hamburger University! Eating those delicious burgers, and seeing all the crap Hamburglar pulls.

I remember this ...
By: ultiman005. on 28 Dec 08, 09:41:18
I remember this commercial. Whatever happened to hamburgler? Miss the 80's, better way of life back then. I dont mind living in a world w/out internet and cell phones.

fucking idiot
By: bazzabrown. on 23 Dec 08, 06:28:35
fucking idiot

I know! The ...
By: stewiegriffin1963. on 07 Dec 08, 15:28:27
I know! The randomest shit happens on You Tube, LOL!

the hamburgers are ...
By: ReturnOfDrZoidberg. on 07 Dec 08, 09:37:25
the hamburgers are cool the have eyes!!! :):):):)

What the fuck? How ...
By: littlejuggalo18. on 07 Dec 08, 09:05:09
What the fuck? How does a racial views debate end up on a McDonalds university video? lulz

I know people who ...
By: stewiegriffin1963. on 03 Dec 08, 19:44:37
I know people who are black, you have got to fix your morals! Are you just being racist to attract attention?

They are a hive ...
By: NiggersAreStillSlave. on 03 Dec 08, 19:39:37
They are a hive mind. They think the world owes them something and they have this savage way of thinking. Statistics don't lie.

I think you've got ...
By: stewiegriffin1963. on 03 Dec 08, 19:38:19
I think you've got serious racial hatred issues.

"Go back to ...
By: stewiegriffin1963. on 03 Dec 08, 19:36:29
"Go back to watching cartoons you stupid nigger lover", WHAT?! You really are stupid! I think you've never heard of human rights. Are you for real?! It's like saying a white person casing a majority of crime, it dosen't make sense, Black people are not a hive mind!

Go back to watching ...
By: NiggersAreStillSlave. on 03 Dec 08, 19:27:31
Go back to watching cartoons you stupid nigger lover. Don't even start to debate me that black people aren't responsible for the majority of crime in America.

The title of your ...
By: stewiegriffin1963. on 02 Dec 08, 20:09:06
The title of your You Tube page sums up what a twat you are!

Why am I racist? ...
By: NiggersAreStillSlave. on 01 Dec 08, 16:27:54
Why am I racist? Because I speak the truth???

Racist asshole!
By: stewiegriffin1963. on 30 Nov 08, 21:02:17
Racist asshole!

Cute!!!
By: babysharin. on 23 Nov 08, 11:48:19
Cute!!!

Soooo cute
By: babysharin. on 23 Nov 08, 11:48:05
Soooo cute

This university is ...
By: imdatni99a88. on 20 Nov 08, 02:35:17
This university is really professional in my oppinion...

Black people ...
By: NiggersAreStillSlave. on 16 Nov 08, 00:50:17
Black people associate with the hamburgler b/c they are always robbing and stealing. Damn coloreds.

how dare you be ...
By: lol8720. on 09 Nov 08, 16:02:58
how dare you be born! asshole!

I'll be marking ...
By: TheCliffordCult. on 09 Nov 08, 04:56:29
I'll be marking this post as spam. How DARE you insult McDonald's like that, asshole.

i want to go to ...
By: AeroKitten. on 07 Nov 08, 21:13:05
i want to go to hamburger university!

agreed
By: Furbydude05. on 11 Oct 08, 00:09:12
agreed

lol hamburgers with ...
By: Blondiegreeneyes72. on 05 Oct 08, 19:42:59
lol hamburgers with eyes

dont take them ...
By: kcad541. on 26 Sep 08, 17:48:06
dont take them mothafuckin burgaz

neil hamburger rips into two drunk assholes
Posted by: oncassette

Video duration: 202 seconds
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Neil Hamburger @ Pat's Pub 01/17/2007
These two idiots just kept shouting "ZIPPER LIPS!!!" incessantly through-out his entire set, and it was really pissing him (and everyone else) off. Later he prompted the crowd to all throw our drinks on them, and we all did.

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this is probably ...
By: narrowarrows. on 08 Jan 09, 20:35:53
this is probably the best most ruthless heckler ejection i've ever seen.

What a legend
By: hypernation2007. on 28 Dec 08, 07:24:13
What a legend

best neil clip
By: unitedstatesofsleep. on 12 Dec 08, 00:41:35
best neil clip

Why are these ...
By: ladysquishington. on 09 Dec 08, 01:59:53
Why are these a-holes at a Neil Hamburger show anyway? You'd think they would be playing beer pong and contracting venereal diseases.

I will gladly offer ...
By: RawKetchup. on 07 Dec 08, 04:39:35
I will gladly offer my services in this election. I support your cause.

I know, I'm willing ...
By: NellyNinja. on 06 Dec 08, 10:33:56
I know, I'm willing to wait four years.

Umm...the election ...
By: RawKetchup. on 06 Dec 08, 10:26:13
Umm...the election was last month, not this one. I think you missed your chance.

Neil just got my ...
By: NellyNinja. on 06 Dec 08, 09:41:02
Neil just got my vote for president of the United States. Who gives a shit if he isn't running.

Well done.
By: GgRrYyPpHhOoNn. on 03 Dec 08, 20:50:49
Well done.

and stop yer ...
By: suckfeast. on 25 Nov 08, 01:01:15
and stop yer bitchin we all spell how we tawk and thats that besides the queens english is a pretentious tounge and gets even worse in the low income areas of that dank dark hole we call london dank and dark just like your mother

Whoah there, hold ...
By: llcdrdndgrbd. on 12 Oct 08, 03:27:24
Whoah there, hold your fyre. :D

Neil Hamburger can ...
By: Tulkastaldo. on 10 Oct 08, 20:30:33
Neil Hamburger can be honest with how pissed he is at hecklers. I love that. No jokes, just indignant crochety anger.

I wish you had ...
By: Zwikster. on 10 Oct 08, 18:57:59
I wish you had footage of the crowd throwing their drinks towards these two assholes!!! Dammmit

Sucks that Neil has ...
By: Mortiis531. on 08 Oct 08, 23:11:33
Sucks that Neil has to put up with douchebag frat dudes.

hey, jerkface ...
By: mortson978. on 12 Sep 08, 21:41:07
hey, jerkface penicillin wasn't invented, it was discovered, not by an english, but by a scott. It was developed as a medicine by an Australian. Nobody even uses tarmac, which was also pioneered by a scott. The first completely electronic television, was invented by Philo Farnsworth. Anything before that cannot really be considered a television, as they could not readily transmit input data. At any rate Farnsworth was an AMERICAN. England invented bad food.

hahaha!considering ...
By: weeparky1970. on 12 Sep 08, 12:08:49
hahaha!considering it was a brit that invented the "tyre" we can spell it how we like! oh yes and we invented english too by the way? o' and tv, penicillin, tarmac and most other important inventions you have ever needed in youre life!lol

haha---" throw ...
By: drewishking. on 09 Sep 08, 00:41:39
haha---" throw things at them !"

I have never seen ...
By: shredmademan. on 05 Sep 08, 15:52:30
I have never seen anyone completely destroy a heckler like that-this guy fucking rules!!

Fine Dandy. I ...
By: mortson978. on 01 Jul 08, 22:35:20
Fine Dandy. I assume you were talking about people spelling tonight like tonite. I hate it when people do that. I wasnt suggesting tyre was archaic either.

Yeah ok maybe that ...
By: YiddoBobbins. on 01 Jul 08, 21:36:07
Yeah ok maybe that was a bit harsh, sorry. Fact remains though the correct spelling is 'tyre'. Just like 'tonight' for example. I don't want to react like every other internet user and fly off the handle at a simple comment but I would've thought you could see how it's insulting when people take your mother tongue and start insisting incorrect American spellings are somehow the international standard. There's nothing archaic about 'tyre', it's the original word which is still the correct one!

jeez guy, when i ...
By: mortson978. on 30 Jun 08, 23:57:34
jeez guy, when i said crazy, i didn't mean bad. People always take things as an insult. I like british english, and i study archaic pronunciations. I'm not six years old either. What the hell is wrong with spelling it TIRE. It is indeed used on tires. Ill bet if we asked neil, he would spell it tire.

Or alternatively, ...
By: YiddoBobbins. on 30 Jun 08, 23:24:05
Or alternatively, it's correct, and not amended for 6 year-olds. 'British English' indeed. I think you mean 'English'. ^^

he's awesome.
By: pisscunt. on 30 Jun 08, 20:56:35
he's awesome.

I love Neil, he's ...
By: Shoter225. on 30 Jun 08, 15:15:22
I love Neil, he's in Tenacious D: POD, he appears as a washed up comedian, unlike his real life role, I love im!

This is fuckin' ...
By: assiepertz. on 27 Jun 08, 05:02:22
This is fuckin' awesome!!!

$Paula Deen\$

Paula Deen's heart attack
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Probably the grossest thing I've ever seen on the Food Network

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Only in america.... ...
By: mickeyl01. on 08 Jan 09, 20:18:32
Only in america.......

Lol thats true
By: skullsoldier59. on 07 Jan 09, 14:43:18
Lol thats true

woaaaaah. everyone ...
By: iloveit350. on 07 Jan 09, 02:41:51
woaaaaah. everyone needs to calm down. paula seems really nice. just because she doesnt eat in a healthy way, it doesnt mean shes a "bitch"

the black lady ...
By: ejleed. on 06 Jan 09, 09:45:27
the black lady hesitated taking a bite after the hag licked her fingers and touched over the burger for her......ewwyuc

She should be ...
By: Saphead. on 06 Jan 09, 04:22:21
She should be banned by the FDA.

So the Parfait has ...
By: mrpopenfresh. on 05 Jan 09, 03:20:27
So the Parfait has fried berries and bacon bit granola? I don't get it.

Yeah, when I saw ...
By: zalyster. on 05 Jan 09, 02:33:11
Yeah, when I saw her lick her fingers I was like "Don'ttouchitDon'ttouchitDon'ttouchit aghh!" That was pretty gross. That and how she touches all the food anyway would be enough to keep me starved if I was in her kitchen.

i had a heart ...
By: thatonedood22. on 04 Jan 09, 18:31:55
i had a heart attack from just looking

Wtf? Thats f**king ...
By: somethunder86. on 04 Jan 09, 15:12:04
Wtf? Thats f**king outrageous. Anyone with half a brain should avoid doing that.

That wasn't that ...
By: freehat704. on 04 Jan 09, 05:00:29
That wasn't that bad. Wait, is she actually making a sandwich with donuts? That's awful. [Bletch!] Come on, really? That is completely idiotic and no one needs that kind of show, especially on the food network.

This bitch is going ...
By: pollux00troy. on 03 Jan 09, 20:29:08
This bitch is going to directly clog a fucking ventricle or get a full sized piece of bacon lodged in her fucking lungs and die. Either way, she's going to die with around 120 extra pounds of hardened shit that got stuck to her digestive tissue. Were going to have to cremate this fatass mass of shit or were going to have to deal with reversal of the poles a lot earlier or some shit.

lol she secretly ...
By: rekomstop4eva. on 03 Jan 09, 04:03:52
lol she secretly added bacon bits and butter in the yogurt, and probably topped that with the thickest whipping cream you could find, and you know that granola is carmelized with half a pound of sugar and 3 sticks of butter, YA'LL! HAHA paula deen, never does she fail. And i'm not joking people, everyone in the south is like this, its disgusting. (i'm originally from california and been living here for a couple months and i about threw up thinking about this nasty shit)

It would eat it if ...
By: alben982. on 02 Jan 09, 11:50:01
It would eat it if the doughnuts weren't glazed, or sweet presumably. Add in a slice of sharp cheddar cheese and I am happy.

This almost made me ...
By: Kev50027. on 02 Jan 09, 03:37:20
This almost made me barf. Seriously? Come on!!

looks bomb..im ...
By: kosmas915. on 01 Jan 09, 04:38:00
looks bomb..im gonna make that

wtf.....no ...
By: 1caboose. on 31 Dec 08, 07:18:50
wtf.....no seriously WHAT THE F

Bollocks. You are ...
By: saveoursoulissa. on 31 Dec 08, 00:00:48
Bollocks. You are what you eat. You might live for a long time, but sooner or later your health will end up going down the drain. Whoops! Diabetes type 2, how did that happen??

You guys are all so ...
By: OSOLO101. on 30 Dec 08, 23:45:46
You guys are all so overdramatic xD. First off if you look at it yo can clearly see what it is. This is not the grossest thing you've ever seen it's your wife naked. So just calm down and don't hate on Paula because she cooks better than anyone in your family :D.

wtf was that? ...
By: ZuluWarrior1865. on 29 Dec 08, 21:42:22
wtf was that? seriously?

thats disgusting, i ...
By: CreamyGoodness47. on 29 Dec 08, 17:31:55
thats disgusting, i hope that dumb redneck bitch gets diabetes

I think one of my ...
By: thefinewino. on 29 Dec 08, 17:05:38
I think one of my arteries just clogged.

i'm surprised that ...
By: tristy89. on 29 Dec 08, 00:37:22
i'm surprised that fruit yogurt parfait doesn't have grease as a topping

what a bunch of ...
By: midbackman. on 27 Dec 08, 15:24:42
what a bunch of trash

that looks so gross
By: xxblodlustxx. on 27 Dec 08, 09:12:13
that looks so gross

A few bones of ...
By: 1959AverellHarriman. on 27 Dec 08, 06:04:01
A few bones of contention: first, she licks her fingers clean (yes, keep on preparing food for others to eat with your mouth-sucked, germy fingers...revolting!). Secondly, she takes MORE THAN a small bite to taste (Godzilla took smaller bites of Tokyo), then proceeds to give us all a view of the food WHILE IT'S IN HER MOUTH! SICKENING! As far as the fare itself, a McDonald's Bacon McGriddle sandwich is not MUCH different from what she prepares here (except no hamburger patty in a McGriddle).

RSU: Noodles Powder Water & Meat (The Hamburger Dinner Song)
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Jackie and Dunlap prepare a delicious meal of Hamburger Dinner.
Shot for the Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101.
http://www.redsta teupdate.com

Related: claymation, cooking, delicious, dinner, food, hamburger, meat, noodles, powder, recipe, red, song, state, tasty, treat, update, water

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Both of those old ...
By: boloboffin. on 28 Dec 08, 01:31:09
Both of those old boys are from Tennessee.

Noodles Powder ...
By: FatDVDDude. on 11 Dec 08, 06:52:22
Noodles Powder Water and Meat - what a tasty treat. This is great - the version on the CD is EPIC! god these guys are good times ' Im tryin talk to noodles!"

That looks sooooo ...
By: meg1241989. on 06 Dec 08, 00:36:14
That looks sooooo gross lol

Noodles, powder, ...
By: idiotpress. on 25 Nov 08, 03:41:09
Noodles, powder, water, n' meat, mix em all together, you've got somethin' good ta eat! ROFLMAO, I was singing it all day today.

I LOVE YOU NOODLES! ...
By: computerillop. on 20 Oct 08, 23:21:43
I LOVE YOU NOODLES!!!!!!! fuck off powder meet and water and whoever else i missed because your never gonna be like noodles muahhahahahahahha

I wanna make out ...
By: Rachel0625. on 19 Oct 08, 00:25:33
I wanna make out with youuuuU! u should totally msg me back! my contact info is in my profile. q

WHORNY?? hehe visit ...
By: cosasexual1. on 16 Oct 08, 13:18:08
WHORNY?? hehe visit my profile for a good time I

Love you too ...
By: Draugoth. on 02 Oct 08, 20:15:26
Love you too Noodles!!!

GOD DAMN! I LOVE ...
By: taichimonkey. on 01 Oct 08, 20:30:50
GOD DAMN! I LOVE YOU NOODLES.

Hey! You forgot ...
By: ibamct. on 28 Sep 08, 17:52:40
Hey! You forgot milk! Milk is ALWAYS in the beefy flavors of Hamburger umm... Dinner. (If you Californians are gonna pretend to be southern, at least get the recipe right.)

I love it!!!! ...
By: MattRose420. on 18 Sep 08, 14:08:20
I love it!!!! LMFARTFO!!!

Powder is a tool of ...
By: WileyCoyote69. on 02 Sep 08, 17:29:08
Powder is a tool of the Devil!

Did you actually ...
By: Tamar1973. on 28 Aug 08, 20:00:10
Did you actually eat that?! LOL!!!

wondering if ...
By: BillyBughead. on 28 Aug 08, 07:55:51
wondering if there's a video for get the hell outta my store hippy

I just bought the ...
By: RHMETAL. on 27 Aug 08, 00:35:27
I just bought the CD today. IT ROCKS!!

I'm Meat. Ground me ...
By: mxc4romano. on 17 Aug 08, 08:05:04
I'm Meat. Ground me! Ground me! Ground me!

Don't they ...
By: conservamom. on 06 Aug 08, 22:58:32
Don't they reconstitute the onions on Mickey D's burgers? They use dried onions and put water on them. Like Hamberger Helpless. lol

ever ate a big mac? ...
By: Sypran. on 06 Aug 08, 22:12:24
ever ate a big mac? work at McDs and you'll find out

LOL XD "I love you ...
By: Karismas. on 26 Jul 08, 00:17:41
LOL XD "I love you Jackie =D" "I love you too Noodles" XD priceless.

LOL
By: Templarofsteel18. on 15 Jul 08, 21:38:28
LOL

:44 jackie looks ...
By: paintballer182182. on 11 Jul 08, 12:00:47
:44 jackie looks stoned

good ol' noodles
By: gangstarrpirate. on 08 Jul 08, 22:56:05
good ol' noodles

JACKIES FACE LMAO
By: hudsonboy100. on 30 Jun 08, 19:47:45
JACKIES FACE LMAO

sorry, didn't mean ...
By: conservamom. on 29 Jun 08, 14:37:30
sorry, didn't mean to offend the countless millions who enjoy especially the most favorite flavor,,,Cheeseburger! And we must not forget the flavorful seafood version,,,the classic,,,,TUNA HELPER!

Hey! I take ...
By: cooldude333. on 29 Jun 08, 06:41:36
Hey! I take offense to that! I love Hamburger Helper something fierce! It's not gross, but very very tasty!